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 This is the second time Rich Jerk is sending out this very nice e-mail.. Too bad some are not invited.. well Rich Jerk is a good guy. He know how to market, I just watched some videos with him and his new release, xraydomination. You can buy the program here: http://www.xraydomination.com,it's closed at the moment and no more licenses can be obtained. The message below is for rich jerks party.
Dear Loser, I sent you this email last Friday but the mail servers has problems and the f.ilters ripped it apart. And since this is likely the most IMPORTANT email you'll receive from me this year, you NEED to see it. So here it is again: I promised you an update on my upcoming LEGENDARY party at the Pla.yboy Mansion in Beverly Hills, CA in July. And the deal is done. The date is set. And your broke a.ss most likely ain't gonna be there. Why did I say "most likely" instead of "NO FU*KING WAY"? Because you DO have a miniscule chance to attend. But I'm talking almost zero percent. Wanna find out how? Then take your thumb out of your a.ss and pay attention. This EXCLUSIVE event has been reserved strictly for the following: - Loyal Customers Who Bought Stompernet through me last November and stayed with the program until now. (by the way, how the Hell did you manage to put up with those guys this long?) - Top Level A.ffiliates who have made me m.illions - Underground Multi-M.illionaires from around the world - High Visibility Internet Market.ers - Celebrit.y Friends - The Hottest Chic.ks on the Planet - Whoever else I fu*king felt like inviting And that's it. But guess what. Some of those Affilia.tes, Cele.brities, and Internet Mark.eters have now been BLACKLISTED because they're just too fu*king LAME. Either they whined about not being able to get their friends in, or they annoyed me with a barrage of phone calls & emails, or they ASSUMED they were automatically in. Or, they didn't live up to things promised in the past. No matter what, those fu*kers are out. So now I'd like to name names. Here is a partial list of lame a.sses that have officially been UNINVITED. More names will be released soon. So if you don't see your name here, you are NOT SAFE. Originally slated to attend and NOW BLACKLISTED: Rich S.chefren Brad F.allon Andy J.enkins Alex M.ondossian Buck R.izvi Brock F.elt Neil S.trauss Ryan S.eacrest Armand M.orin Kevin W.ilke Matt G.ill Jeremy S.choemaker Mark J.oyner Joe V.itale Hillary D.uff Ed D.ale Courtney L.ove Derek G.ehl Michael F.ortin Robert K.iyosaki Jake G.yllenhaal Keith B.axter There are still more to come. If you've ever even remotely fu*ked with me, expect your name to show up soon. Or if I just flat out don't like you for whatever reason, the same thing goes for you. So that's 22 slots opened. You want to claim one of them? Then show me the fu*king money, cuz a spot on my guest list is GOLDEN. In fact, I want to hear from you. What would you be willing to pay for one of these recently opened slots to my LEGENDARY Pla.yboy Mansion party? Click on the link below and you will be taken to a page where you'll have ONE chance to convince me you should be invited. http://www.elabs7.com/ct.html?rtr=on&s=awmq,3zj4,2gk,eddo,1c1b,juj5,fov7 And keep your sob stories to yourself. I don't care if your uncle showed you a special surprise in his pants when you were a kid. That's your problem. I don't care if you're a cripple in a wheelchair. I don't wanna be worrying all night that my feet are gonna get rolled over by your cheap a.ss wheelchair. I don't have time for that sh*t. I only want to know how much money you wanna give me for a spot. And it better be A LOT or don't bother. So that's it. Put up, or shut up. Here's the link again: http://www.elabs7.com/ct.html?rtr=on&s=awmq,3zj4,2gk,eddo,1c1b,juj5,fov7 Later Losers, RJ  P.S. No g.ays or midgets allowed. To get his program visit: http://www.online-marketing-expert.com/recommends/RichJerk Brevity Inc 5205 Avenida Encinas, Ste I Carlsbad, CA 92008 |